Real love...as seen on TVBea Schumacher is a devastatingly stylish plus-size fashion blogger who has amazing friends a devoted family legions of Insta followers--and a massively broken heart. Like the rest of America Bea indulges in her weekly obsession: the hit reality show Main Squeeze. The fantasy dates! The kiss-off rejections! The surprising amount of guys named ChReal love...as seen on TVBea Schumacher is a devastatingly stylish plus-size fashion blogger who has amazing friends a devoted family legions of Insta followers--and a massively broken heart. Like the rest of America Bea indulges in her weekly obsession: the hit reality show Main Squeeze. The fantasy dates! The kiss-off rejections! The surprising amount of guys named Chad! But Bea is sick and tired of the lack of body diversity on the show. Since when is being a size zero a prerequisite for getting engaged on television?Just when Bea has sworn off dating altogether she gets an intriguing call: Main Squeeze wants her to be its next star surrounded by men vying for her affections. Bea agrees on one condition--under no circumstances will she actually fall in love. She's in this to supercharge her career subvert harmful anti-fat beauty standards inspire women across America and get a free hot air balloon ride. That's it.But when the cameras start rolling Bea realizes things are more complicated than she anticipated. She's in a whirlwind of sumptuous couture Internet culture wars sexy suitors and an opportunity (or two or five) to find messy real-life love in the midst of a made-for-TV fairy tale. In this joyful razor-sharp debut Bea has to decide whether it might just be worth trusting these men--and herself--for a chance to live happily ever after.(less)